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The Garden Becoming a Closed System

A few happenings of note in the garden. Words will have to suffice, because I am not going out there into the furnace again with a camera. I did my time with hose in hand. I fed and watered the chickens. Watered the parched carrots. Picked lettuce for a big salad (the dressing of which I dripped all over the front of my shirt). I took in the laundry (in the hopes that it might rain). Oh shoot. I should have left the laundry up! Then it would pour buckets.

Anyway…it’s hotter than blue bloody blazes (as my mother would say), and I’m now inside the soundproof cocoon of my house, with the air conditioning at a comfy 78 degrees.

Aaaaanyway…

- Remember the Fava Beans that I so eagerly planted, at least four weeks late? They’re flowering like crazy—have been for two weeks—but they’re not forming beans. They are, however, host to about a gazillion aphids. When I noticed this I reached out to yank one out (with the rest to follow, to feed to the chickens). But seriously? A small voice tinkled in my ear. I’m not writing euphamistically. I mean a tiny, high voice said right in my left ear, “Don’t do that! Let them have it!”

Don’t worry, I’m not going to go all faerie on you, here. Well, not really. I mean, I won’t try to convince you that beings exist on other planes and that they visit and help when we’re open to the input. That’s totally up to you to decide. Let us not judge one another. So, this voice in my ear—whether my subconscious, or a brain fart, or a green-tightsed, winged being the size of my finger—its message made a whole lot of sense. Every other plant in my garden is free of aphids. As a matter of fact, the rest of my garden is positively thriving. I had a picture of what would happen if I took away the aphids’ current, happy environment. Goodbye to the rest of my plants, ones that are already bearing fruit and have no other issues.

- Remember that rabbit problem? I haven’t seen any around lately, and the chard hasn’t been touched by anyone but me (and a few beetles, bastids) in weeks. Yesterday during Lila’s birthday party, an enormous hawk landed in the oak directly behind the garden.

Probably no need to explain that one.

Isn’t nature grand?

Total Dehydration Averted

Phew, it rained. Torrential for a good half hour, and then a light, steady rain for another hour. When I got home, I pulled back some of the mulch in the garden and felt the soil, plenty wet around the roots, but farther out from the plants, still dry. I should pick up a rain gauge. The one I had at the other house filled up, froze and cracked into a dozen pieces, and I never replaced it, even though I thoroughly enjoyed keeping track of the rainfall in my garden journal, and spouting off to anyone who would listen, just how much rain each storm delivered to my garden.

I’ll also pick up some copper to hopefully deal with the slug problem. Holy crap, those slimy little bastids were making quite a meal out of my pepper plants, the salad beds, the two watermelon plants, the Kuri squash and the newly sprouted (again!) Haricot Verts. Jeebus on a stick, did the chickens just about break one another’s necks when I dumped the collected 72 slugs into the pen. Too bad I poured pickling salt on so many of them before Chris reminded me that the girls would get a thrill out of such a disgusting snack. I should run out there to check one more time before the light completely fades from the sky, but I’m just too pooped.

Here’s something completely different…the other night Chris moved a log away from one of the piles, intending to bury it around the edge of the chicken tractor to deter the baby raccoons. I was in the garden and heard him scream like a little girl. I guess I would have too, if I’d put my hand on this:

the sleeping bat

Then the next night, Tyler saw this gorgeous, bedazzled chrysalis hanging from Lila’s basketball net.

bedazzled chrysalis

And you thought city living was so tame.

Dirty Therapy

When I get home in the evenings, I should be getting my next moves organized, but instead I head straight out to the garden (after a change of clothes). It’s therapy, and right about now, I need therapy, or at least some anger management and help with focusing on the job at hand while I’m at work.

Last night I tried to remedy the problem of piss-poor, dusty, chalky soil in the chard and pea bed. Those were the first things I planted, before I ordered manure, and they seem to have hit a growth plateau. I cultivated the soil around the plants, yanked out more violets and fed them to the chickens, watered the heck out of the plants, then side-dressed the rows with a couple of inches of manure, topped with a layer of grass clippings and straw. It feels so good to accomplish something that’s beneficial to myself and to someone or something else. The row now looks neat, refreshed and ready for the rest of the season. I swear the chard leaves have more color already. I’m sure it probably will end up most benefiting the rabbit and the woodchuck who hippity-hop and widdle-waddle up to the buffet every day, but I’m hoping the prickly straw keeps them away for a little bit and gives the leaves a chance to grow big enough for me to harvest some. I’m dying to try my Rustic Chard and Feta Tart on the grill.

Next I cultivated around the cucumbers. They’re throwing their fourth leaf already, and most of them look good, though a few have some yellowing and rusty spots and beginning veins of powdery mildew. I’m going to spray them with milk tonight, having read on You Grow Girl that tomato plants like milk. I then did a little Google search and found that milk is helpful for cucurbits, brassicas and tomatoes for any kind of fungal problems, and provides a nice jolt of calcium to boot. I may need to try something else for the rusty looking spots, I’m not 100% sure that’s a fungus.

I watered the cukes deeply and put down about six inches of straw around them, as well. Their bamboo trellis waits above them, to support them as they climb. I WILL make pickles this season, I know I will, because I found one more quart jar from two years ago, so it’s a sign, don’t you know.

I should have stopped at this point to get inside and start dinner, but I wanted to water the tomatoes again. Blossom end rot ruined last year’s crop and while it’s a calcium deficiency, it’s caused by uneven watering which makes it hard for the roots to pick up calcium from the soil. I’m hoping I’ve remedied the lack of calcium in the soil with the crushed eggshells I continue to mix in under the straw, and I’ve been making sure to water the roots deeply every evening while we’re having such hot days with evaporating winds. Because ding, dang, dongit, I’ll have salsa and sauce in my pantry this winter, too, right next to the pickles.

Okay. I should have been in the shower twenty minutes ago. I’ll get out there with the camera this weekend to show you all what I’m babbling on about. Really, things are looking so good!

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Peter Rabbit To My Farmer McGregor

Oh, the cute little cottontail has found my garden.

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@#$#%. $^*#@.

Was out showing a family friend the neatly mulched and weeded beds (and the ones that are a mess of violets and overcrowding) when I noticed that the beet bed was raided. Three quarters of the two-inch tall beets (just growing their second set of leaves) were gone. Just moments before, as we walked up from my in-laws house, I saw a big (read: stuffed on tender, young beets), brown bunny bounding away from the far end, into the so-called field behind the yard—a mess of overgrowth from bulldozing two years ago, and stalled construction.

Beets. GONE.

It’s such a challenge to not get discouraged in the garden. I threw some fencing over the bed to protect the few remaining sprouts, and will try to get out there to re-seed tonight.

Making a survey of the other beds in the drizzle, I see that almost all of the bean plants have a beetle problem, that still only 2 summer squash have germinated and one of them is turning yellow. Three of the six Raspberry canes appear to be dead as a doornail. But the peas are flowering.

I guess I need to ask my in-laws if they mind us putting up a fence around the garden. That will at least eliminate the battle with the four-footed creatures who have realized that the neighborhood buffet serves more than simple white lawn clover.

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How To Make An Omelet For Tuesday Night Supper

I usually come to the decision to make an omelet at the tail end of a long mental journey, winding my cranky way through four hundred and ninety two reasons not to cook tonight. I get home and wonder what’s for dinner, but get no answer because I’m the one who chooses food in this house. Really, omelets aren’t my favorite food to eat, just a few bites and I tend to go into egg overload. I love the idea of eggs and omelets, but can’t digest it as easily as other proteins. Still, I make one every couple of weeks. Last night I came to my choice by way of a photographic walkabout through the gardens.

Come on, I’ll show you what I mean…

When I got home, Chris and the kids ran out to do an errand and left me with the task of feeding the chickens, but when I started out, the evening light filtering through the trees seduced me. I ran back in for my camera.

The lettuce grew a full inch today, I swear, and I’m salivating just thinking about the salads that are growing in these boxes. So far, no major bug problems like last year. Should I make salad for dinner?

tom thumb lettuce leaves

The only lettuce in the house is an ill-conceived head of cello-wrapped iceburg that I bought in a moment of culinary nostalgia at Giant Eagle last week. As I recall, I thought it would be nice on tuna fish salad sandwiches over the weekend, but they never materialized, and there it sits in its flavorless, almost crunchy glory. I think it’s going to be chicken food any minute now. We do, however, have small amounts of leftover pasta salad, Asian cole slaw and white bean salad. Hmmm…what to round that out with…

the carrot beds thriving

Not carrots, yet, though check it out! I have never, ever, EVER had a successful crop of carrots. Soil too heavy with clay, not deep enough and weed-choked. I spent half an hour on Sunday plucking weeds from between the seedlings and these suckers are thriving. When I say plucking, I mean just barely giving the weeds a little tug and the entire root system sliding gently from the soil. Glorious. I wonder how deeply the carrots will grow in this soil—a thick layer of composted chicken manure and straw, on top of decades-old humus.

Right behind the carrots sit two small asparagus beds. The few spears that came up (only about 40% germination rate, boo hiss) have all turned to dainty ferns of dusty green. Just have to get through next summer without touching them, then these babies have a date with the grill. And my taste buds.

the asparagus fern

Next stop, the chickens. Hey girls! What do you think I should make for dinner? Clearly the garden isn’t putting out yet, but she’s warming up, showing us her bra strap and just a wee bit of cleavage, don’t ya know. Ladies, ladies, I’m at a loss!

saying hello to the girls

What’s that? Eggs you say? You’ve got nine more sitting in the nest just waiting for me? If I don’t get in there and collect them you’re going to start eating them again? No, no. Bad girls. No eating your unfertilized, potential babies.

Hmmm…let me think about eggs for a few more minutes while I check out the scene next door.

the sugar snaps climbing up the thicket fence

You know, I’m so in love with this trellis method. I sent Lila scavenging around the yard after a wind storm and used up all of the dead fall. Now the peas are really starting to climb, and I’m watching like a hawk hanging over a meadow for those flowers to appear. Nothing yet. Pretty though, aren’t they? Especially this time of day.

the happy, freshly-weeded rainbow chard row

Mmmmm…freshly-weeded chard, looking so jaunty and glowy. Wait! That’s it! I have a vibrant enough looking bunch of organic rhubarb chard in the fridge. Chard… and eggs… an omelet! Not all home grown, but still pretty good for a woman who doesn’t much feel like cooking, and can’t stomach take-out. Okay, just a few more beds to check out.

asparagus fern from above

Here’s a late comer asparagus fern, a teeny, tiny one. Maybe they’ll put up more next year, even the crowns that did nothing this spring. I’ll have to throw down a little more manure.

something starting to eat the taters already

I see the pests are finding the buffet, something is munching on the potato leaves.

this potato plant is very healthy

But not all of them, these All Blue are looking incredible. Oh, early potatoes, how I look forward to your pure garden taste on my tongue with a pat of butter, sea salt and cracked pepper…maybe some fresh parsley.

Maybe next year, followed by a bowl of ripe, juicy raspberries?

growing raspberry canes

Isn’t it dreamy? Only four of the six canes are developing leaves, and I need to get the supports built soon.

cucurbit sprout

Look! A cucurbit of some kind. I didn’t make note of what I planted where, so this could be Costata Romanesca Zucchini, Green Tint Pattypan or Yellow Crookneck. We’ll soon find out. See right next to it? That insistent leaf? Violet. She’s everywhere. Well, let’s not stray away from our happy place, shall we? There’s supper to make yet, so let’s go tell the girls.

they're not sure what all the fuss is about

What? Have I surprised you, ladies? Not sure what to do with the intruder? Shock and Awe via Nikon! But seriously, I’ll be taking your suggestion, and your eggs. Thanks for the inspiration.

But, oooh! Look at that! I left a few weeds at the top of the carrot bed the other day and will you look at what they turned into? Looks like I won’t need to buy any more tomato plants for the new bed, I’ll just reposition these volunteers and get them busy making whatever nightshade extravaganza they’ve got up their green sleeves.

tomato volunteers in carrot bed

Okay, enough, enough. We really do need to get down to the business of making that omelet. Back inside, post haste!

First thing, set the skillet on the stove on low, low heat. Wash the eggs, ten please. Eight will certainly do, but ten looks so much nicer in this bowl, I think.

bowl of freshly washed eggs

Let the eggs sit for a moment while you chop half an onion and sauté it lightly in a tablespoon each of extra virgin olive oil and unsalted butter until just turning golden. Add about 1/4 cup minced red bell pepper and three large handfuls of washed and chopped chard. Let that sit on top of the onion, still on low heat with a sprinkle or six of kosher salt and cracked pepper.

Now bring your attention back to those pretty eggs. Crack them into a bowl, enjoying the thick and clean crunch of the shells, the solid, firm, orange yolks bobbing as you add more. Now whisk them with a few tablespoons of water. Look at that liquid sunshine. Wait! Is it morning or evening? I smell bacon.

golden eggs

Set the eggs aside for a moment while you give those veggies a little stir, then head out to the garden with scissors to snip some fresh herbs—thyme, chives, parsley and oregano ought to do the trick. Give the last two a quick rinse and make a note to throw some mulch down around them, they’re quite mud-splattered, you messy gardener, you! Now chop them, not too small, and toss in with the chard, giving a quick stir.

chard, onion, pepper and herbs

Goodness, just think, in a few weeks we’ll be making this one with chard from the garden. Hoo boy, such sweet promise! Now gently pour that bowl of golden goodness into the pan.

everything in the pan, just before topping with the lid

Pretty, isn’t it? Sprinkle some shredded hard cheese like Romano or Parmesan on top, cover and let it cook for about 15 minutes on the lowest, lowest heat. Check it after ten minutes to make sure it’s not cooking too fast. It should be solid on top and fluffy when done.

yummy dinner!

Serve it with whatever else you have in the fridge that likely won’t last another day. That’s what I did and even the picky eater ate it. Not, of course, without complaint, but she gets that from her mother.

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