Putting the bitch in itch. Or something
Yesterday was the kind of one step forward, two steps to the side, three steps backward Barnyard Dance day that makes me want to pluck my eyes out of my head and throw them at my kids, yelling “Do you see how much harder you are making every little thing I try to do?†But that would be gross, and irreversible, and, well, abusive I suppose, so I don’t. But Jeebus on a stick, what a day.
Every third movement was interrupted in order to flick a spider off of the slide, or to wipe the sand from between the chubby toes of the stubbornly bare feet because God Forfend the child should wear shoes outside to play in the sandbox. The teenager needed to stop my flow by ignoring me repeatedly for close to an hour when I asked him to please shut off the computer, put on some day clothes, and get his pasty winter white self outside to give me a hand with some of the heavy work. The ignoring prompted louder requesting on my part, which prompted his mumbles, groans, and snarky explanations of why he needed to stay online playing Rune Scape for the rest of the day so he could be part of the Easter Celebration going on there, and maybe become an egg.














"All through the long winter, I dream of my garden. On the first day of spring, I dig my fingers deep into the soft earth. I can feel its energy, and my spirits soar."
~Helen Hayes

